This is the tale of how I finally ate bacon after four years of vegetarianism. Sorry, there are no travel-related anecdotes. I wrote this piece for Extra Crispy, a company seeking a bacon critic. Yes, you read that correctly. To apply, one must write a piece about a bacon memory. I chose to tell the story of what really got me to eat bacon after four years, one month, and 22 days without it. If you’re interested in being a bacon critic, visit the link above and write your piece by June 24th!
Bacon was on my mind for four years. Between my freshman and sophomore years of college, I decided to go vegetarian. The choice was for health reasons. People could freely eat their delicious carnivore meals in front of me without judgment. I, however, was envious. The next four years proved to be difficult without my favorite meat – delicious, crispy bacon.
The first summer of vegetarianism was brutal. Ice cream, Oreos, and English muffins are technically meat-free, but they weren’t really living up to my new healthy mantra. I actually have to eat vegetables and beans, Mom? That’s no fun unless bacon is involved!
Over the next few years I finally fell into a bona fide vegetarian diet and overall felt healthier. I learned how to replace meat with beans and incorporate dark greens into my diet for protein and vitamins. But at the end of the day, no one really wants to “feast” on a kale salad. Give the people their bacon. For the record, mock bacon is not the same as real bacon. Shocker, I know.
Many people asked me how I could live without meat. As aforementioned, it took time. It was not easy. Most restaurants overwhelmingly serve meals with meat as the protein. I, however, had to suck it up and adjust. I was determined to stick to my plan! The silver lining was that I had no foreseeable end date to my vegetable-loving, bacon-free diet…until I bought a condo the summer of 2015. Huh? A condo? I’ll explain.
I “adulted” in July 2015 by officially buying a condo. It was stressful, but exciting. To celebrate, I went out to a lovely place in Milwaukee called The Hotch Spot. This was August 2015, more than four years without bacon (four years, one month, and 22 days without bacon to be exact). We sat down at the table and I had an epiphany: I invested so much time in growing up and buying a condo that I deserved a celebration – and something delicious. One sandwich will not change all of my hard work. I ordered the grilled cheese BEP, a delightful concoction of sharp cheddar, mozzarella, avocado, grilled onion, Italian seasoning, BACON, fried egg, and pesto on rye. I told my friends that I have NEEDED to have that. Somehow, that sandwich spoke to me. Here is evidence and the corresponding caption:
That sandwich made my heart sing. It was a euphoric experience in that I savored the beautiful, crispy glory of bacon. I ate that whole sandwich and lusted for more. From that moment on, I dubbed myself a bacatarian, one who is a vegetarian AND eats bacon. I may be the only one to ever coin such a term, but I am damn proud.
At the end of the day, bacon makes me happy. It doesn’t discriminate against my weak, vegetarian stomach. I eat at least one BLT every week and I’ll never look back. Now, it might take a while for nutritionists to get on board with this meal plan. But I am not complaining—I get to eat bacon whenever I want.
Yeah Kayls!!!!!! So glad I could witness this profound moment 🙂
Awesome! I, personally, don’t care for bacon, but if I couldn’t eat it, I’d want it.
Hola! I’ve been reading your blog for some time now and finally got the courage to go
ahead and give you a shout out from New Caney Tx!
Just wanted to tell you keep up the good work!
I enjoyed your article, having read it in Elite Daily. I think your point about not having a strict diet is profoundly written on. However, I’d also like to say that calling yourself a vegetarian that eats bacon is counterintuitive and insults a large population that doesn’t maintain vegetarianism solely as a diet, but as a moral choice. I suggest Farm to Fridge, it shows the truth about the meat and animal biprpduct industry. Bacon has become quiet a fad on social media, yet few know the truth and suffering behind their favorite snack. Health aside, animals-sentient beings-suffer tremendously. A vegan BLT is not only very possible, but delicious.